Picky
Original: Picky on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: Goxxos are picky.
Man: Oh yeah! Would you eat a baked sandwich on white?
Man: I don't WANT it with onions.
Panel 2:
Woman: I would.
Panel 3 (man with flame-like hair, agitated):
Man: Would you eat licorice wrapped in American cheese? A pancake dipped in ketchup and rolled in sprinkles? Would you eat gumballs and jello out of a beef jerky waffle cone? HUH?
Panel 4:
Woman: Aah!
Man: Only if a food-blogger told me it was high status to do so.
Votey:
Man (thought/speech): I could get Instagram points for a gummi bear sandwich video.
Woman: What are you thinking about?
Man: Nothing!
Woman: Goxxos are picky.
Man: Oh yeah! Would you eat a baked sandwich on white?
Man: I don't WANT it with onions.
Panel 2:
Woman: I would.
Panel 3 (man with flame-like hair, agitated):
Man: Would you eat licorice wrapped in American cheese? A pancake dipped in ketchup and rolled in sprinkles? Would you eat gumballs and jello out of a beef jerky waffle cone? HUH?
Panel 4:
Woman: Aah!
Man: Only if a food-blogger told me it was high status to do so.
Votey:
Man (thought/speech): I could get Instagram points for a gummi bear sandwich video.
Woman: What are you thinking about?
Man: Nothing!
Alt text
A four-panel comic about food and social-media-driven eating choices. In the first panels, a woman calmly says people are picky while an agitated man with flame-like hair rapidly lists increasingly absurd food combinations: licorice wrapped in American cheese, a pancake dipped in ketchup and rolled in sprinkles, gumballs and jello served from a beef jerky waffle cone, demanding 'HUH?' The woman recoils with an 'Aah!' and replies that she would only eat such things if a food blogger told her it was high status to do so. In the votey aftercomic, drawn in a simple white panel, the man thinks 'I could get Instagram points for a gummi bear sandwich video.' The woman asks 'What are you thinking about?' and he hides it, answering 'Nothing!' The joke skewers how social-media clout reframes disgusting food as desirable.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.