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fit-2

Original: fit-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man slouched in an armchair (man with short dark hair and stubble), holding a snack bag labeled "CHOCO-BEEFS": MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT. THOSE FITNESS DUDES WERE RIGHT. THEY JUST HADN'T DISCOVERED THE CONVERSE.

Caption (below panel): If pain is weakness leaving the body, it follows that pleasure is weakness entering the body.

Votey:
SUDDENLY REGRETTING THAT THE TEXT IN THE LAST PANEL ISN'T 10 TIMES LONGER.

Alt text

A man with short dark hair and stubble lounges deep in a red armchair, relaxed and content, holding a snack bag labeled "CHOCO-BEEFS." He says, "My god, this is great. Those fitness dudes were right. They just hadn't discovered the converse." A caption below reads: "If pain is weakness leaving the body, it follows that pleasure is weakness entering the body." Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn box with text reading "Suddenly regretting that the text in the last panel isn't 10 times longer."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.