right-3
Original: right-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Angel (an angelic figure with wings, hovering): Hey God, sorry to disturb you while you're weaving an infinite fractal multiverse from threads of pure thought, but there's a human doing it in the butt.
God (a swirling tangle of colorful threads/light in the cosmos): RIGHT IN THE BUTT?
Angel: RIGHT IN THE BUTT.
Caption (below panel): The more abstract God becomes, the weirder the specific behavioral taboos seem.
Votey:
A speech bubble coming from a large abstract form (the swirling God): THANK YOU ARCHANGELS FOR YOUR VIGILANCE OVER THE ANUSES OF EARTH!
Angel (an angelic figure with wings, hovering): Hey God, sorry to disturb you while you're weaving an infinite fractal multiverse from threads of pure thought, but there's a human doing it in the butt.
God (a swirling tangle of colorful threads/light in the cosmos): RIGHT IN THE BUTT?
Angel: RIGHT IN THE BUTT.
Caption (below panel): The more abstract God becomes, the weirder the specific behavioral taboos seem.
Votey:
A speech bubble coming from a large abstract form (the swirling God): THANK YOU ARCHANGELS FOR YOUR VIGILANCE OVER THE ANUSES OF EARTH!
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: A starry purple cosmos. On the left, a small winged angel hovers. On the right, God is depicted not as a figure but as a swirling tangle of colorful glowing threads. The angel says, "Hey God, sorry to disturb you while you're weaving an infinite fractal multiverse from threads of pure thought, but there's a human doing it in the butt." God replies, "RIGHT IN THE BUTT?" The angel confirms, "RIGHT IN THE BUTT." A caption below reads: "The more abstract God becomes, the weirder the specific behavioral taboos seem." The visual joke is the contrast between a cosmic, abstract deity and a petty, specific sexual taboo.
Votey: A simple black-and-white panel showing a large rounded abstract form (the same swirling God, now drawn plainly) with a speech bubble declaring, "THANK YOU ARCHANGELS FOR YOUR VIGILANCE OVER THE ANUSES OF EARTH!"
Votey: A simple black-and-white panel showing a large rounded abstract form (the same swirling God, now drawn plainly) with a speech bubble declaring, "THANK YOU ARCHANGELS FOR YOUR VIGILANCE OVER THE ANUSES OF EARTH!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.