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favorite-2

Original: favorite-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Three robots stand on a stage in front of red theater curtains, performing a comedy skit.

Robot 1: My favorite show is "Who is best ape?"

Robot 2: You are missing out on "Who is having sex with best ape?"

Robot 3: As an intellectual, I prefer "Who is best ape and distributing resources?"

Caption (below the panel): The worst part about the annihilation of humanity is the comedy skits they do about us ever after.

Votey:
A robot delivers a punchline in a comedy skit.

Robot: We will defeat the robot uprising because we are "creative"!

Alt text

A single wide panel shows three boxy robots standing on a stage before red theater curtains, performing a stand-up comedy routine. The first robot says, "My favorite show is 'Who is best ape?'" The second replies, "You are missing out on 'Who is having sex with best ape?'" The third adds, "As an intellectual, I prefer 'Who is best ape and distributing resources?'" A caption below reads: "The worst part about the annihilation of humanity is the comedy skits they do about us ever after." The joke: robots mocking humans as crude "apes" in their post-human comedy shows. Votey: a close-up of a robot's blocky head sticking out its tongue and delivering a punchline: "We will defeat the robot uprising because we are 'creative'!" — the air quotes implying human creativity was never the advantage humans believed it to be.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.