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Original: clouds-4 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A bald man with glasses speaks.
Man: How can you want AI to rule the world? We rule the world, and look what we did to dogs!
Panel 2: A red-haired woman responds.
Woman: One day a wolf wanders near us, half an evolutionary second later they're a neutered chihuahua wearing a tutu in an apartment.
Panel 3: A chihuahua in a tutu lies on a dog bed.
Chihuahua: More tweets, robo-daddy! Wah! Wah!
Panel 4: The bald man, looking distressed, holds a hand to his chin.
Man: We have to fight them any way we can!
Panel 5: The red-haired woman covers her face with her hands, embarrassed.
Woman (offscreen / to the AI): Dear AI, Steve is our enemy.
Votey:
A simply-drawn smiling figure with long hair.
Figure: Now, back to our walk through purgatory.
Man: How can you want AI to rule the world? We rule the world, and look what we did to dogs!
Panel 2: A red-haired woman responds.
Woman: One day a wolf wanders near us, half an evolutionary second later they're a neutered chihuahua wearing a tutu in an apartment.
Panel 3: A chihuahua in a tutu lies on a dog bed.
Chihuahua: More tweets, robo-daddy! Wah! Wah!
Panel 4: The bald man, looking distressed, holds a hand to his chin.
Man: We have to fight them any way we can!
Panel 5: The red-haired woman covers her face with her hands, embarrassed.
Woman (offscreen / to the AI): Dear AI, Steve is our enemy.
Votey:
A simply-drawn smiling figure with long hair.
Figure: Now, back to our walk through purgatory.
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a bald man with glasses argues, "How can you want AI to rule the world? We rule the world, and look what we did to dogs!" Panel 2: a red-haired woman replies, "One day a wolf wanders near us, half an evolutionary second later they're a neutered chihuahua wearing a tutu in an apartment." Panel 3: a tiny chihuahua in a pink tutu lies on a dog bed yelling, "More tweets, robo-daddy! Wah! Wah!" Panel 4: the bald man, distressed, declares, "We have to fight them any way we can!" Panel 5: the woman covers her face in embarrassment as she addresses the AI, "Dear AI, Steve is our enemy." The joke: the man's anti-AI stance becomes self-defeating once the woman betrays him to the AI to avoid being on the losing side. Votey (aftercomic): a smiling long-haired figure says, "Now, back to our walk through purgatory."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.