eye-2
Original: eye-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
The Eye of Sauron, perched atop a dark tower, shouts in pain.
Eye of Sauron: OW! DAMMIT! STUPID MONOCULAR VISION!
Caption (below panel): Due to its lack of depth perception, the Eye of Sauron was constantly stubbing its toe.
Votey:
Close-up of the Eye of Sauron atop the tower.
Eye of Sauron: OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OH I HATE HOW THERE'S A DELAY BEFORE OW!
The Eye of Sauron, perched atop a dark tower, shouts in pain.
Eye of Sauron: OW! DAMMIT! STUPID MONOCULAR VISION!
Caption (below panel): Due to its lack of depth perception, the Eye of Sauron was constantly stubbing its toe.
Votey:
Close-up of the Eye of Sauron atop the tower.
Eye of Sauron: OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OH I HATE HOW THERE'S A DELAY BEFORE OW!
Alt text
A parody of the Eye of Sauron from Lord of the Rings: a single fiery, slit-pupiled eye blazing atop a tall dark tower against a gloomy sky. In the main comic the eye yells, 'OW! DAMMIT! STUPID MONOCULAR VISION!' A caption explains: 'Due to its lack of depth perception, the Eye of Sauron was constantly stubbing its toe.' In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the flaming eye continues whimpering, 'OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OH I HATE HOW THERE'S A DELAY BEFORE OW!' The joke: having only one eye, Sauron can't judge distances and keeps hurting himself, then suffers the awkward lag between an injury and the pain registering.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.