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stare-2

Original: stare-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Teacher (a woman with curly blonde hair and round glasses, standing at a chalkboard in front of a class): ALL RIGHT KIDS, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO ONCE AGAIN WORK ON...
A student (singing, indicated by musical notes): ♪ NOT STARING TOO HARD INTO THE ABYSS ♪
Teacher: OR TOO LONG, BUT YES, GREAT!

Caption (below panel): After AI took over all meaningful struggle, education oriented around practical subjects.

Votey:
Close-up sketch of the teacher's smiling face.
Teacher: I BROUGHT ALONG A PRACTICE ABYSS! WHO WANTS TO LOOK AWAY?

Alt text

A classroom scene. A teacher—a woman with curly blonde hair and round glasses—stands at a green chalkboard facing the backs of several students' heads. She says, "All right kids, today we're going to once again work on..." A student answers, singing (shown with musical notes), "Not staring too hard into the abyss." The teacher replies, "Or too long, but yes, great!" A caption beneath reads: "After AI took over all meaningful struggle, education oriented around practical subjects." Votey: a rough close-up of the teacher's grinning face as she says, "I brought along a practice abyss! Who wants to look away?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.