bad-3
Original: bad-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Person (white bubble): God, how come bad things happen to good people?
God (yellow bubble): I'll answer that but first, a word about Oreo Cookies™
Panel 2:
God (yellow bubble): Did you know that Oreo Cookies™ are made with 100% natural cocoa, harvested sust—
Person (white bubble): What are you doing?
Panel 3:
God (yellow bubble): Product placement. It helps keep this service available and we work only with select advertisers.
Panel 4:
Person (white bubble): I'm having a sudden crisis of meaning.
God (yellow bubble): Meaning is only available to premium subscribers.
Votey:
God (large bubble): Gain access to NSFW content by subscribing to my Patreon!
Person (white bubble): God, how come bad things happen to good people?
God (yellow bubble): I'll answer that but first, a word about Oreo Cookies™
Panel 2:
God (yellow bubble): Did you know that Oreo Cookies™ are made with 100% natural cocoa, harvested sust—
Person (white bubble): What are you doing?
Panel 3:
God (yellow bubble): Product placement. It helps keep this service available and we work only with select advertisers.
Panel 4:
Person (white bubble): I'm having a sudden crisis of meaning.
God (yellow bubble): Meaning is only available to premium subscribers.
Votey:
God (large bubble): Gain access to NSFW content by subscribing to my Patreon!
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. A person sitting on a couch talks to God, whose replies appear in yellow speech bubbles coming from offscreen. Panel 1: The person asks, "God, how come bad things happen to good people?" God replies, "I'll answer that but first, a word about Oreo Cookies™." Panel 2: God continues, "Did you know that Oreo Cookies™ are made with 100% natural cocoa, harvested sust—" and the person interrupts, "What are you doing?" Panel 3: God explains, "Product placement. It helps keep this service available and we work only with select advertisers." Panel 4: The person, looking distressed, says, "I'm having a sudden crisis of meaning." God answers, "Meaning is only available to premium subscribers." The joke: God treats existential answers like an ad-supported subscription service. Votey (aftercomic): A single panel showing the small seated figure beneath a large speech bubble where God adds, "Gain access to NSFW content by subscribing to my Patreon!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.