dared
Original: dared on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with orange hair: HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Woman with green hair: GREAT.
Panel 2:
Man with orange hair: WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?
Woman with green hair: READ. ATE. RESTED.
Panel 3:
Man with orange hair: YOU'RE TALKING WEIRDLY.
Woman with green hair: WE AGREE!
Panel 4:
Man with orange hair (alarmed, leaning in): I... I... OHMYGOD ARE YOU ONLY USING LETTERS YOUR LEFT HAND TYPES ON A KEYBOARD?
Woman with green hair: WAS DARED! DAAAARED!
Votey:
A face screaming: REEEEEEEE
Man with orange hair: HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Woman with green hair: GREAT.
Panel 2:
Man with orange hair: WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?
Woman with green hair: READ. ATE. RESTED.
Panel 3:
Man with orange hair: YOU'RE TALKING WEIRDLY.
Woman with green hair: WE AGREE!
Panel 4:
Man with orange hair (alarmed, leaning in): I... I... OHMYGOD ARE YOU ONLY USING LETTERS YOUR LEFT HAND TYPES ON A KEYBOARD?
Woman with green hair: WAS DARED! DAAAARED!
Votey:
A face screaming: REEEEEEEE
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A man with orange hair and a woman with green hair walk and talk against a purple cityscape. Panel 1: He asks "Hey, how are you doing?" She replies "Great." Panel 2: He asks "What'd you do today?" She says "Read. Ate. Rested." Panel 3: He says "You're talking weirdly." She insists "We agree!" Panel 4: He recoils in alarm, asking "I... I... ohmygod are you only using letters your left hand types on a keyboard?" She, sweating and grinning nervously, blurts "Was dared! Daaaared!" The joke is that every word she speaks uses only left-hand keyboard letters. Votey: A simple face screaming the word "REEEEEEEE".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.