curse
Original: curse on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Prince: A witch cursed her so that only true love's kiss can awaken the princess.
Panel 2:
(A dwarf with a tall red cap and long beard is shown in silhouette/close-up.)
Panel 3:
Prince: Huh. Nothing happened.
Panel 4:
Dwarf: I was actually reading some scientific articles that say the concept of true love is ill-founded because it ignores the idea of growing together.
Panel 5:
(The prince stands over an unconscious blonde princess lying down; the dwarf stands beside them.)
Panel 6:
Dwarf: I think the witch who laid the curse hadn't read the relevant sociological literature.
Panel 7:
Prince: So... what, guys just come here kissing the unconscious girl for no reason?
Panel 8:
Dwarf: I think the witch who laid the curse hadn't read the relevant sociological literature.
Panel 9:
Prince: Really, people should think through curses more carefully.
Panel 10:
Dwarf: Yeah, like that lady who turned a prince into a beast seriously underestimated how many women are in the furry community.
Votey:
Caption: Shortly...
(Close-up of a person kissing the muzzle/snout of a furry, beast-like creature.)
Prince: A witch cursed her so that only true love's kiss can awaken the princess.
Panel 2:
(A dwarf with a tall red cap and long beard is shown in silhouette/close-up.)
Panel 3:
Prince: Huh. Nothing happened.
Panel 4:
Dwarf: I was actually reading some scientific articles that say the concept of true love is ill-founded because it ignores the idea of growing together.
Panel 5:
(The prince stands over an unconscious blonde princess lying down; the dwarf stands beside them.)
Panel 6:
Dwarf: I think the witch who laid the curse hadn't read the relevant sociological literature.
Panel 7:
Prince: So... what, guys just come here kissing the unconscious girl for no reason?
Panel 8:
Dwarf: I think the witch who laid the curse hadn't read the relevant sociological literature.
Panel 9:
Prince: Really, people should think through curses more carefully.
Panel 10:
Dwarf: Yeah, like that lady who turned a prince into a beast seriously underestimated how many women are in the furry community.
Votey:
Caption: Shortly...
(Close-up of a person kissing the muzzle/snout of a furry, beast-like creature.)
Alt text
A SMBC comic. A prince and a short dwarf in a tall red cap stand beside an unconscious blonde princess lying down. The prince explains a witch cursed her so only true love's kiss can wake her. He kisses her: 'Huh. Nothing happened.' The dwarf coolly says he was reading scientific articles arguing true love is ill-founded because it ignores growing together, and that the witch who laid the curse hadn't read the relevant sociological literature. The prince asks, exasperated, whether guys just come kiss the unconscious girl for no reason. The dwarf says people should think through curses more carefully, adding: 'like that lady who turned a prince into a beast seriously underestimated how many women are in the furry community.' Votey, captioned 'Shortly...': a close-up of a person happily kissing the snout of a furry beast creature.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.