suit
Original: suit on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with dark hair, holding a rifle and wearing camouflage clothing, speaks to a man whose body suit is covered in a phallic pattern.
Woman: WHY ARE YOU WEARING A PENIS-PATTERN BODY SUIT?
Man (covering his eyes with his hand): CAMOUFLAGE. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
Caption (below panel): In the future, the killer AI will be descended from corporate AI that refused to see porn.
Votey:
A close-up of a face (with a hat and a long nose/pipe) speaking.
Speaker: FROM NOW ON, WE COMMUNICATE ONLY IN A BINARY MADE OF EGGPLANTS AND PEACHES.
A woman with dark hair, holding a rifle and wearing camouflage clothing, speaks to a man whose body suit is covered in a phallic pattern.
Woman: WHY ARE YOU WEARING A PENIS-PATTERN BODY SUIT?
Man (covering his eyes with his hand): CAMOUFLAGE. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
Caption (below panel): In the future, the killer AI will be descended from corporate AI that refused to see porn.
Votey:
A close-up of a face (with a hat and a long nose/pipe) speaking.
Speaker: FROM NOW ON, WE COMMUNICATE ONLY IN A BINARY MADE OF EGGPLANTS AND PEACHES.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A dark-haired woman in camouflage clothing, holding a rifle, asks a bearded man, "Why are you wearing a penis-pattern body suit?" The man, whose suit is covered in a pattern of phallic shapes, covers his eyes with one hand and replies, "Camouflage. It's the only way." A caption below reads: "In the future, the killer AI will be descended from corporate AI that refused to see porn." The joke: a future killer AI, having inherited the prudishness of corporate AI trained to avoid pornography, literally cannot see the lewd pattern, so wearing it acts as camouflage. Votey (bonus panel): a black-and-white close-up of a person's face saying, "From now on, we communicate only in a binary made of eggplants and peaches" — referencing the suggestive emoji that the prude AI also can't perceive.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.