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Original: oh-yes on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
Two people in bed together. One person (lying down, with dark curly hair) is saying loudly: "STOP IT! NO! STOP DOING THAT!"
The other person (sitting up, seen from behind, with curly hair): "WHAT IS THE MATTER, LOVER? THAT IS SO GOOD YES OH. OH. OH. YES."

Caption below the panel: "Uncanny Valleying" is my new favorite sex-prank.

Votey:
A close-up drawing of a face rendered in a flat, eerie, almost mask-like style, eyes wide and slightly off. Above the face is a banner reading: "Hooray for this sex."

Alt text

A single-panel comic shows two people in bed together. One, lying down with dark curly hair, is shouting in alarm: "STOP IT! NO! STOP DOING THAT!" The other, sitting up and seen from behind, replies in a calm, flat, oddly enthusiastic tone: "WHAT IS THE MATTER, LOVER? THAT IS SO GOOD YES OH. OH. OH. YES." A caption underneath reads: "'Uncanny Valleying' is my new favorite sex-prank." The joke is that the partner is deliberately speaking in an unsettling, robotic, emotionless way during sex. The votey aftercomic shows an extreme close-up of a creepy, mask-like blank face with wide staring eyes, captioned in a stiff banner: "Hooray for this sex." — driving home the uncanny-valley deadpan.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.