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dad-2

Original: dad-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

Child (a kid with red/orange hair, on the left): DAAAAD CAN WE HAVE CANDY BREAKFAST?

Father (a man with orange hair, on the right): OF COURSE NOT.

Child (a girl with brown hair, center): YESTERDAY YOU SAID OF COURSE NOT BUT THEN WE KEPT ASKING AND YOU LET US DO IT.

Father: OKAY FINE.

Caption (below panel): The key to parenting is consistency.

Votey:

Child (a roughly drawn face): WAIT, MAKE SURE MOM ALSO CAPITULATED FIRST!

Alt text

A single-panel comic. Two children sit on a couch beside their tired-looking orange-haired father. A child asks, 'DAAAAD CAN WE HAVE CANDY BREAKFAST?' The father replies, 'OF COURSE NOT.' A brown-haired girl counters, 'YESTERDAY YOU SAID OF COURSE NOT BUT THEN WE KEPT ASKING AND YOU LET US DO IT.' The defeated father answers, 'OKAY FINE.' A caption below reads: 'The key to parenting is consistency.' Votey: A crudely drawn child's face says, 'WAIT, MAKE SURE MOM ALSO CAPITULATED FIRST!' — the kids strategically confirming both parents have given in.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.