probe-4
Original: probe-4 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Alien: STEVEN, WE HAVE CAPTURED YOU. IT IS TIME FOR YOUR PROBING.
Man (Steven): AAAAAH!
Panel 2:
Man (Steven): LOOK AT THAT THING! IT'S TOO SKINNY! IT'S NOT EVEN RIGGED!
Panel 3:
Man (Steven): THERE'S NO FLARE AT THE BASE TO KEEP IT FROM GETTING STUCK.
Panel 4:
Alien: THIS ISN'T AN INTERNAL PROBE. IT USES LIGHT PULSES.
Man (Steven): AAAAAH!
Votey:
Alien: YOU ARE SO ADVANCED, YET SO PRIMITIVE.
(The man hangs limply, restrained.)
Alien: STEVEN, WE HAVE CAPTURED YOU. IT IS TIME FOR YOUR PROBING.
Man (Steven): AAAAAH!
Panel 2:
Man (Steven): LOOK AT THAT THING! IT'S TOO SKINNY! IT'S NOT EVEN RIGGED!
Panel 3:
Man (Steven): THERE'S NO FLARE AT THE BASE TO KEEP IT FROM GETTING STUCK.
Panel 4:
Alien: THIS ISN'T AN INTERNAL PROBE. IT USES LIGHT PULSES.
Man (Steven): AAAAAH!
Votey:
Alien: YOU ARE SO ADVANCED, YET SO PRIMITIVE.
(The man hangs limply, restrained.)
Alt text
A four-panel black-and-white SMBC comic about an alien abduction. Panel 1: A green alien with large eyes tells a red-haired man, 'Steven, we have captured you. It is time for your probing.' The man screams 'AAAAAH!' Panel 2: The man, looking at an instrument, protests, 'Look at that thing! It's too skinny! It's not even rigged!' Panel 3: He continues critiquing it as a sex toy: 'There's no flare at the base to keep it from getting stuck.' Panel 4: The alien clarifies, 'This isn't an internal probe. It uses light pulses,' while the man keeps screaming 'AAAAAH!'. Votey panel: The alien, looking at the slumped, restrained man, deadpans into a large speech bubble: 'You are so advanced, yet so primitive.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.