all
Original: all on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with blonde hair (handing out a flyer in a hallway): EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT OUR WOMEN'S SOLIDARITY CLUB?
Panel 2:
Man: UH, I—
Blonde woman: DO YOU THINK WOMEN CAN HAVE IT ALL?
Panel 3:
Man (holding the flyer): YOU MEAN LIKE A HAPPY FAMILY LIFE AND ALSO A SUCCESSFUL WORK LIFE?
Man: NO, I MEAN ALL.
Panel 4 (extreme close-up on the woman's face):
Blonde woman: CAN WOMEN POSSESS ALL?
Panel 5 (silhouettes, dramatic):
Man: TELL ME ABOUT THE CLUB.
Blonde woman: WE HAVE SATELLITES. WE HAVE NUKES. THE REVOLUTION IS SOON.
Votey:
Blonde woman (speech bubble, with a close-up of her face): PLEASE BUY FROM MY ETSY TO SUPPORT MORE NUKE ACQUISITION.
Woman with blonde hair (handing out a flyer in a hallway): EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT OUR WOMEN'S SOLIDARITY CLUB?
Panel 2:
Man: UH, I—
Blonde woman: DO YOU THINK WOMEN CAN HAVE IT ALL?
Panel 3:
Man (holding the flyer): YOU MEAN LIKE A HAPPY FAMILY LIFE AND ALSO A SUCCESSFUL WORK LIFE?
Man: NO, I MEAN ALL.
Panel 4 (extreme close-up on the woman's face):
Blonde woman: CAN WOMEN POSSESS ALL?
Panel 5 (silhouettes, dramatic):
Man: TELL ME ABOUT THE CLUB.
Blonde woman: WE HAVE SATELLITES. WE HAVE NUKES. THE REVOLUTION IS SOON.
Votey:
Blonde woman (speech bubble, with a close-up of her face): PLEASE BUY FROM MY ETSY TO SUPPORT MORE NUKE ACQUISITION.
Alt text
A five-panel comic. Panel 1: a blonde woman in a hallway holds up a flyer and asks a man, "Excuse me, would you like to hear about our Women's Solidarity Club?" Panel 2: the man starts to say "Uh, I—" and she cuts in, "Do you think women can HAVE IT ALL?" Panel 3: the man, now holding the flyer, asks, "You mean like a happy family life and also a successful work life?" She replies flatly, "No, I mean ALL." Panel 4: an extreme close-up of her intense face as she says, "Can women POSSESS ALL?" Panel 5: the two are shown as dramatic black silhouettes. The man says, "Tell me about the club," and she answers, "We have satellites. We have nukes. The revolution is SOON." The joke: "having it all" is reinterpreted as literal global domination. Votey: a close-up of the woman's face with the deadpan add-on, "Please buy from my Etsy to support more nuke acquisition."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.