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Original: ism on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (looking up): Dear Lord, what is heaven like?
Panel 2:
Voice from heaven (purple speech bubble): Oh, it's lovely! So many people.
Panel 3:
Woman: I mean, we've got a hundred thousand years of humanity! Entire genres of bigotry you've never even imagined!
Panel 4:
Voice from heaven: Of course, you have to judge their views by the views of their time. So, by your standards, everyone in heaven is quite racist.
Panel 5:
Woman: Aha.
Panel 6:
Woman: Guess it's pretty sexist up there too, eh?
Panel 7:
Voice from heaven (purple speech bubble): No, no, we don't allow girls up here.
Votey:
A hand-drawn portrait of a person with a speech bubble.
Person: The Universe makes so much sense now!
Woman (looking up): Dear Lord, what is heaven like?
Panel 2:
Voice from heaven (purple speech bubble): Oh, it's lovely! So many people.
Panel 3:
Woman: I mean, we've got a hundred thousand years of humanity! Entire genres of bigotry you've never even imagined!
Panel 4:
Voice from heaven: Of course, you have to judge their views by the views of their time. So, by your standards, everyone in heaven is quite racist.
Panel 5:
Woman: Aha.
Panel 6:
Woman: Guess it's pretty sexist up there too, eh?
Panel 7:
Voice from heaven (purple speech bubble): No, no, we don't allow girls up here.
Votey:
A hand-drawn portrait of a person with a speech bubble.
Person: The Universe makes so much sense now!
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic against a blue background. A woman with reddish-brown hair, shown in profile, talks upward to an unseen voice from heaven that speaks in a deep-purple speech bubble. She asks, "Dear Lord, what is heaven like?" The voice replies, "Oh, it's lovely! So many people." She adds, "I mean, we've got a hundred thousand years of humanity! Entire genres of bigotry you've never even imagined!" The voice explains, "Of course, you have to judge their views by the views of their time. So, by your standards, everyone in heaven is quite racist." The woman says, "Aha," then, "Guess it's pretty sexist up there too, eh?" The voice answers, "No, no, we don't allow girls up here." Votey: a loosely sketched portrait of a person with a speech bubble reading, "The Universe makes so much sense now!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.