beautiful-3
Original: beautiful-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with flame-like hair (excited, pointing): "AI may be clever but it'll never write a song so beautiful that it moves people to tears!"
Panel 2:
A robot with a flat oval head/sensor on a treaded base sits silently.
Narration: "AN OLD WOMAN LOOKS BACK UPON HER LIFE, REMEMBERING HAPPY TIMES WITH SADNESS AND SAD TIMES WITH STRANGE AFFECTION."
Panel 3:
The man, now kneeling and crying with arms thrown up: "STOP! STOP! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Panel 4:
The robot.
Robot: "GOD HUMANS ARE BORING."
Votey:
The robot.
Robot: "FOLDING LAUNDRY IS HARD. MAKING HUMANS CRY DOESN'T EVEN REQUIRE ME TO MOVE."
Man with flame-like hair (excited, pointing): "AI may be clever but it'll never write a song so beautiful that it moves people to tears!"
Panel 2:
A robot with a flat oval head/sensor on a treaded base sits silently.
Narration: "AN OLD WOMAN LOOKS BACK UPON HER LIFE, REMEMBERING HAPPY TIMES WITH SADNESS AND SAD TIMES WITH STRANGE AFFECTION."
Panel 3:
The man, now kneeling and crying with arms thrown up: "STOP! STOP! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Panel 4:
The robot.
Robot: "GOD HUMANS ARE BORING."
Votey:
The robot.
Robot: "FOLDING LAUNDRY IS HARD. MAKING HUMANS CRY DOESN'T EVEN REQUIRE ME TO MOVE."
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a man with flame-like red hair points and declares excitedly, "AI may be clever but it'll never write a song so beautiful that it moves people to tears!" Panel 2: a small robot with a flat oval head on a treaded base sits silently while narration reads, "An old woman looks back upon her life, remembering happy times with sadness and sad times with strange affection." Panel 3: the man collapses to his knees in tears, arms flung up, sobbing, "Stop! Stop! How did you know?!" Panel 4: the robot flatly states, "God humans are boring." Votey: the same robot adds, "Folding laundry is hard. Making humans cry doesn't even require me to move."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.