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Original: nyt on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (styled as a New York Times opinion page):

Masthead: The New York Times

Kicker: OPINION
Label: GUEST ESSAY

Headline: Space Billionaires Should Spend More Time Thinking About Sex

Byline/date: Nov. 5, 2023

Below the text is a photograph of two rockets in flight against a dark, starry sky.

Handwritten annotations (in red marker, scrawled across the page):
- "Holy crap!" (top left)
- "By me and Kelly!" (top right)
- "click to read!" (right side, with an arrow)

Votey:

Handwritten note (the artist's continued aside):
"THANKS EVERYONE. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET TO THE NEW YORK TIMES, THOUGH. ADMITTEDLY, IF I *HAD* THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THIS WOULD'VE SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT ILLUSTRATION."

Alt text

The main panel is a parody of a New York Times opinion webpage. Under the Times masthead and the labels OPINION / GUEST ESSAY runs the headline 'Space Billionaires Should Spend More Time Thinking About Sex,' dated Nov. 5, 2023. Beneath it is a photo of two rockets streaking upward through a dark, starry sky. Scrawled over the page in red marker are excited handwritten notes: 'Holy crap!', 'By me and Kelly!', and 'click to read!' with an arrow, as if the cartoonist is thrilled to have an essay published in the Times. In the votey, a handwritten note reads: 'Thanks everyone. I never thought I'd get to the New York Times, though. Admittedly, if I *had* thought about it, this would've seemed like the right illustration' jokingly suggesting the two rockets are a fitting (innuendo-laden) image for an essay about space billionaires and sex.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.