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inspired

Original: inspired on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:

Woman (Sally): I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INSPIRED BY NATURE!

Caption (below panel): Sally explains why she ate her young during a high stress season.

Votey:

Woman (Sally): IT CAN'T BE WRONG IF IT'S ALL NATURAL!

Alt text

A smiling blonde woman in an orange shirt gestures cheerfully with one hand on her chest, saying in a speech bubble, "I've always been inspired by nature!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Sally explains why she ate her young during a high stress season." The joke is that she's using nature as a chipper justification for cannibalizing her own children. Votey: A black-and-white close-up sketch of the same smiling woman, who adds, "It can't be wrong if it's all natural!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.