ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

was

Original: was on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An older woman with gray, wavy hair sits at a table, looking downcast.
Woman (speech bubble): "I WAS A BAD TEACHER. I WAS NEVER HAPPY. I WAS NEVER LOVED. NOTHING WAS EVER MEANINGFUL TO ME."

Caption below the panel: "Why was the linguist sad? Because the past was imperfect!"

Votey:
A hand-drawn empty/blank square panel.
Tiny text in the bottom-right corner: "(sorry)"

Alt text

An older woman with gray wavy hair sits slumped at a table, looking sad and defeated. Her speech bubble reads: "I was a bad teacher. I was never happy. I was never loved. Nothing was ever meaningful to me." A caption beneath the panel delivers the pun: "Why was the linguist sad? Because the past was imperfect!" (a play on the past imperfect verb tense). The votey aftercomic is a hand-drawn empty square with tiny text in the corner reading "(sorry)" — the artist apologizing for the groan-worthy joke.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.