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therapy-2

Original: therapy-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Therapist (a woman with gray hair, wearing a maroon blazer, holding a clipboard): AHA ...AND HOW DO THE SCORNFUL STARES FROM STRANGERS MAKE YOU FEEL?

Panel 2:
A man with red hair and a red beard (lying down): WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. WE HAVEN'T STARTED OUR SESSION.

Panel 3:
(No dialogue. Close-up on the gray-haired therapist's face, looking annoyed/scornful.)

Panel 4:
(No dialogue. Wide shot: the red-haired man lies on a couch; the therapist sits beside him, glaring scornfully at him.)

Votey:
Caption: DON'T KINK-SHAME.
(A person's lower leg and foot, with a pouch/sporran-like pocket worn over the shin.)

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic in a therapy setting. Panel 1: A gray-haired therapist in a maroon blazer holds a clipboard and asks a red-bearded man lying on a couch, "Aha... and how do the scornful stares from strangers make you feel?" Panel 2: The man, confused, replies, "What? I didn't say anything. We haven't started our session." Panel 3: A close-up of the therapist's face wearing a deliberately scornful, glaring expression. Panel 4: A wide shot of the man still lying on the couch while the therapist sits beside him, fixing him with that same scornful stare — she is the stranger giving the scornful stares, getting an early start. Votey (aftercomic): A caption reads "Don't kink-shame." Below it is a close-up of a person's lower leg and foot wearing a pouch-like pocket strapped over the shin, implying the scornful-staring is a kink.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.