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Original: business on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Two people (seen from behind/in profile at the edges of the frame) face two men dressed in black, standing on either side of a black balloon with a white question mark on it.

First man in black (wearing sunglasses, arms crossed): "THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE."

Second man in black (long dark hair, arms crossed): "YOU JUST GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS."

Caption below the panel: How come nobody ever throws a gender conceal party?

Votey:
Close-up of the second man in black, looking annoyed.
Man in black: "THE BALLOON IS FILLED WITH MEANINGLESS SAND. GO AWAY!"

Alt text

A comic riffing on gender reveal parties. In the single main panel, two onlookers (shown at the edges of the frame) watch two stern men dressed entirely in black, one wearing sunglasses and one with long dark hair, both with arms crossed. Between them floats a black balloon marked with a white question mark instead of the usual pink or blue. The first man says, "There's nothing to see here." The second says, "You just go about your business." A caption below reads: "How come nobody ever throws a gender conceal party?" In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the annoyed long-haired man snaps, "The balloon is filled with meaningless sand. Go away!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.