take-it-off
Original: take-it-off on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with grey curly hair (in a red jacket): "Take it off."
Panel 2 (close-up on the woman, looking intense):
Woman: "If you want a career in modeling you will take it off."
Panel 3 (a man with red/orange hair sits at a desk in front of a computer monitor):
Man: "I... I can't just take it off - it's not an outlier. It wouldn't be right!"
Panel 4 (the grey-haired woman, smirking, raising one finger):
Woman: "You will never work in this business, kid."
Votey:
Extreme close-up of the woman's face, leaning in to whisper.
Woman: "Now, squeeze your points together to make your results look big."
Woman with grey curly hair (in a red jacket): "Take it off."
Panel 2 (close-up on the woman, looking intense):
Woman: "If you want a career in modeling you will take it off."
Panel 3 (a man with red/orange hair sits at a desk in front of a computer monitor):
Man: "I... I can't just take it off - it's not an outlier. It wouldn't be right!"
Panel 4 (the grey-haired woman, smirking, raising one finger):
Woman: "You will never work in this business, kid."
Votey:
Extreme close-up of the woman's face, leaning in to whisper.
Woman: "Now, squeeze your points together to make your results look big."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A stern grey-haired woman in a red jacket says "Take it off." Panel 2: A tight close-up of her intense face: "If you want a career in modeling you will take it off." Panel 3: A worried young man with red hair sits at a desk before a computer monitor (showing scattered data points) and protests, "I... I can't just take it off - it's not an outlier. It wouldn't be right!" Panel 4: The woman smirks and raises a finger: "You will never work in this business, kid." The joke turns on the double meaning of "modeling" - she means statistical data modeling, not fashion, and is pressuring him to delete a legitimate data point. Votey: An extreme close-up of the woman whispering, "Now, squeeze your points together to make your results look big."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.