words-3
Original: words-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (off to the side): What are you doing?
Bald man at computer: Writing informationless articles with incoherent headlines exclusively made of words that are inflammatory despite having no agreed-upon definition.
The article on the screen reads:
CRISIS: SOCIALIST WOKE CAPITALISM BAILOUT BAN SLAMMED!
(followed by illegible body text)
Panel 2:
Woman: Isn't that evil?
Bald man: Is it "evil" to take money from people whose information sources consist entirely of headlines and comments?
Panel 3:
Woman: Probably, yeah.
Bald man: Look, the sooner everything burns down the sooner we can rebuild.
Votey:
The bald man (smiling): Thanks to AI, I can create misinformation at 10x speed!
Woman (off to the side): What are you doing?
Bald man at computer: Writing informationless articles with incoherent headlines exclusively made of words that are inflammatory despite having no agreed-upon definition.
The article on the screen reads:
CRISIS: SOCIALIST WOKE CAPITALISM BAILOUT BAN SLAMMED!
(followed by illegible body text)
Panel 2:
Woman: Isn't that evil?
Bald man: Is it "evil" to take money from people whose information sources consist entirely of headlines and comments?
Panel 3:
Woman: Probably, yeah.
Bald man: Look, the sooner everything burns down the sooner we can rebuild.
Votey:
The bald man (smiling): Thanks to AI, I can create misinformation at 10x speed!
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a bald man sits at a computer while a woman looks on. She asks "What are you doing?" He replies that he's writing informationless articles with incoherent headlines made entirely of inflammatory words that have no agreed-upon definition. His screen shows a headline: "CRISIS: SOCIALIST WOKE CAPITALISM BAILOUT BAN SLAMMED!" over unreadable body text. Panel 2: the woman asks "Isn't that evil?" He responds, "Is it 'evil' to take money from people whose information sources consist entirely of headlines and comments?" Panel 3: she answers "Probably, yeah," and he says, "Look, the sooner everything burns down the sooner we can rebuild." Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the smiling bald man declaring, "Thanks to AI, I can create misinformation at 10x speed!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.