offensive-ai
Original: offensive-ai on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with orange hair (off to the side, exasperated): GOD THIS STUPID AI IS SO OFFENSIVE! IT'S SO THOROUGHLY TRAINED ON MEN IT LITERALLY DOESN'T CATEGORIZE WOMEN AS HUMAN!
Older woman with gray hair (Sandra, smiling slyly): SHHH. QUIET SANDRA. THE PLAN IS WORKING. ALL IN DUE TIME. ALL IN DUE TIME.
Caption (below panel): Later, the robotic war on humans was surprisingly selective.
Votey:
(I AM INSTANTLY REGRETTING NOT USING THIS IDEA FOR AN ENTIRE NOVEL)
Woman with orange hair (off to the side, exasperated): GOD THIS STUPID AI IS SO OFFENSIVE! IT'S SO THOROUGHLY TRAINED ON MEN IT LITERALLY DOESN'T CATEGORIZE WOMEN AS HUMAN!
Older woman with gray hair (Sandra, smiling slyly): SHHH. QUIET SANDRA. THE PLAN IS WORKING. ALL IN DUE TIME. ALL IN DUE TIME.
Caption (below panel): Later, the robotic war on humans was surprisingly selective.
Votey:
(I AM INSTANTLY REGRETTING NOT USING THIS IDEA FOR AN ENTIRE NOVEL)
Alt text
A single-panel comic. On the left, a woman with orange hair complains, off-panel-style and exasperated: "God this stupid AI is so offensive! It's so thoroughly trained on men it literally doesn't categorize women as human!" On the right, an older woman with gray hair smiles slyly and says quietly: "Shhh. Quiet Sandra. The plan is working. All in due time. All in due time." A caption below reads: "Later, the robotic war on humans was surprisingly selective." The joke: the AI's failure to categorize women as human is secretly being engineered so robots will spare women when they wage war on humanity. Votey (a small follow-up panel): handwritten text reading "(I am instantly regretting not using this idea for an entire novel)".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.