pisa
Original: pisa on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald man in a red shirt, looking annoyed and gesturing with his hand toward a large black shape (an off-panel object obscured in silhouette) on the left side of the panel.
Man: WHAT THE — IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
Caption (below panel): I began at once to regret those low-angle dick pics.
Votey:
A close-up of a pixelated/censored photograph showing skin tones, with the edge of a face (an eye, nose, and lips) visible at the upper left, framed like a held photo. The bulk of the image is blurred/pixelated.
A bald man in a red shirt, looking annoyed and gesturing with his hand toward a large black shape (an off-panel object obscured in silhouette) on the left side of the panel.
Man: WHAT THE — IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
Caption (below panel): I began at once to regret those low-angle dick pics.
Votey:
A close-up of a pixelated/censored photograph showing skin tones, with the edge of a face (an eye, nose, and lips) visible at the upper left, framed like a held photo. The bulk of the image is blurred/pixelated.
Alt text
A bald man in a red shirt reacts with irritation, gesturing toward a large black silhouetted object filling the left of the panel. He says, "WHAT THE — IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA! NOT EVEN CLOSE!" A caption below reads: "I began at once to regret those low-angle dick pics." The joke: a low camera angle made a body part look enormous in a photo, and the real-life comparison falls dramatically short of expectations. Votey: a close-up of a held photograph, mostly pixelated/censored skin, with a partial face (eye, nose, lips) visible at one edge — implying the censored, deceptively-flattering photo in question.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.