mastery
Original: mastery on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with reddish-brown hair sits up in bed, leaning toward a laptop on her lap, looking dismayed.
Woman: WHAT THE... THEY'RE CALLING IT "ASS-EXPERTISE-HAVERS" NOW? MY NIGHT IS RUINED!
Caption (below panel): The attempt to introduce inclusive language was devastating to the entire Assmasters movie series.
Votey:
(Handwritten text inside a hand-drawn frame.)
(ANYONE CAUGHT THINKING THIS COMIC HAS ANY POLITICAL PERSPECTIVE WILL BE MADE TO SIT IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE NEXT TO A SIGN LABELED "CHILL")
A woman with reddish-brown hair sits up in bed, leaning toward a laptop on her lap, looking dismayed.
Woman: WHAT THE... THEY'RE CALLING IT "ASS-EXPERTISE-HAVERS" NOW? MY NIGHT IS RUINED!
Caption (below panel): The attempt to introduce inclusive language was devastating to the entire Assmasters movie series.
Votey:
(Handwritten text inside a hand-drawn frame.)
(ANYONE CAUGHT THINKING THIS COMIC HAS ANY POLITICAL PERSPECTIVE WILL BE MADE TO SIT IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE NEXT TO A SIGN LABELED "CHILL")
Alt text
A woman with reddish-brown hair sits up in a dim bedroom, leaning over a laptop on her lap with a dismayed expression. She exclaims, "What the... they're calling it 'ass-expertise-havers' now? My night is ruined!" A caption below reads: "The attempt to introduce inclusive language was devastating to the entire Assmasters movie series." The joke is that a presumably pornographic franchise has renamed itself with clunky inclusive language, ruining the viewer's evening. Votey: handwritten text in a hand-drawn box reads, "(Anyone caught thinking this comic has any political perspective will be made to sit in the public square next to a sign labeled 'chill')".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.