santin
Original: santin on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: Santa Claus stands beaming with his sack of toys.
Santa: "Well, it's NIGHT, CHILDREN! I've got to deliver presents to the BOYS AND GIRLS!"
Panel 2: A man with flame-like (spiky orange) hair waves goodbye as Santa departs.
Man: "Bye bye, Santaaaa!"
Panel 3 (caption: "Later that night..."): The man's partner finds him with the Santa suit's red coat and hat lying nearby.
Partner: "What're you doing?"
Man: "Getting into bed for the night?"
Panel 4: The partner, intense, leans in.
Partner: "PUT IT BACK ON."
Caption below the panels: "Statistically, this happened for at least ONE of you."
Votey:
A close-up of a person's startled, wide-eyed face. A speech bubble from off-panel reads: "JINGLE. JINGLE. JINGLE."
Santa: "Well, it's NIGHT, CHILDREN! I've got to deliver presents to the BOYS AND GIRLS!"
Panel 2: A man with flame-like (spiky orange) hair waves goodbye as Santa departs.
Man: "Bye bye, Santaaaa!"
Panel 3 (caption: "Later that night..."): The man's partner finds him with the Santa suit's red coat and hat lying nearby.
Partner: "What're you doing?"
Man: "Getting into bed for the night?"
Panel 4: The partner, intense, leans in.
Partner: "PUT IT BACK ON."
Caption below the panels: "Statistically, this happened for at least ONE of you."
Votey:
A close-up of a person's startled, wide-eyed face. A speech bubble from off-panel reads: "JINGLE. JINGLE. JINGLE."
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: Santa Claus, smiling with his toy sack, announces it's night and he has to deliver presents to the boys and girls. Panel 2: A man with spiky orange hair cheerfully waves goodbye, calling "Bye bye, Santaaaa!" Panel 3, captioned "Later that night," his partner finds him having taken off the Santa coat and hat and asks what he's doing; he says he's getting into bed for the night. Panel 4: The partner leans in with an intense expression and commands, "PUT IT BACK ON." A caption beneath reads: "Statistically, this happened for at least ONE of you," implying someone's partner dressed as Santa is wanted as a sexual roleplay. Votey: A close-up of a person's startled, wide-eyed face as an off-panel speech bubble taunts, "JINGLE. JINGLE. JINGLE."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.