juice-2
Original: juice-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
The entire scene is black; only two speech balloons and a caption are visible. No characters are drawn.
First speaker (left balloon): "WHY... WHY IS YOUR ELBOW IN MY EAR? WHAT IS THE PINEAPPLE JUICE FOR?"
Second speaker (right balloon): "RANDOMLY GENERATED SEX-MOVE. PLEASE RATE 1 TO 10."
Caption (below the panel): "Annabelle attempts the rare Monte Carlo approach to erotic success."
Votey:
Two more speech balloons against a black background.
First speaker: "CAN I RATE THE PROCESS?"
Second speaker: "NO!"
First speaker (left balloon): "WHY... WHY IS YOUR ELBOW IN MY EAR? WHAT IS THE PINEAPPLE JUICE FOR?"
Second speaker (right balloon): "RANDOMLY GENERATED SEX-MOVE. PLEASE RATE 1 TO 10."
Caption (below the panel): "Annabelle attempts the rare Monte Carlo approach to erotic success."
Votey:
Two more speech balloons against a black background.
First speaker: "CAN I RATE THE PROCESS?"
Second speaker: "NO!"
Alt text
A single all-black panel (the scene is in total darkness) with two white speech balloons. One person asks, "Why... why is your elbow in my ear? What is the pineapple juice for?" The other answers, "Randomly generated sex-move. Please rate 1 to 10." A caption beneath reads, "Annabelle attempts the rare Monte Carlo approach to erotic success." The joke: someone is testing bizarre, randomly chosen sexual moves and collecting numeric ratings like a statistical sampling experiment. Votey (the bonus panel): still black, with two more balloons. The first person asks, "Can I rate the process?" and the other snaps, "No!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.