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Original: plain on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A building with a large sign across its facade reading:
"CALDWELL COUNTY CENTER FOR PUTTING A CAMERA UP YOUR BUTT TO SEE IF YOUR BUTT IS OKAY"

Caption (below the panel): The push for plain language among medical practitioners had unintended consequences.

Votey:
A person (drawn in a simple sketch style) sits looking concerned as another person, off-panel, says in a large speech bubble:
"I'M AFRAID YOUR BUTT... IS NOT AN OKAY BUTT."

Alt text

A single-panel comic showing the front of a brick building. A large banner sign across the top of the building reads, in hand-lettered capitals: "CALDWELL COUNTY CENTER FOR PUTTING A CAMERA UP YOUR BUTT TO SEE IF YOUR BUTT IS OKAY." A caption beneath the panel reads: "The push for plain language among medical practitioners had unintended consequences." The joke is that a medical facility (presumably a colonoscopy clinic) has renamed itself in blunt everyday language. Votey (bonus panel): A loosely sketched seated person looks worried while a doctor figure, mostly off-frame, delivers grim news in a speech bubble: "I'M AFRAID YOUR BUTT... IS NOT AN OKAY BUTT."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.