hands
Original: hands on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (off-panel speaker, alarmed): OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Panel 1 (other speaker, sheepishly): ...BOOB GRAB?
Panel 2 (first speaker): YOU'RE USING A FORBIDDEN METHOD!
Panel 3 (first speaker): YOU CAN GRAB ONE BOOB IN ONE HAND OR BOTH BOOBS USING TWO HANDS. YOU CAN EVEN ATTEMPT TO GRAB TWO BOOBS IN ONE HAND. BUT YOU CAN'T GRAB ONE BOOB WITH TWO HANDS!
Panel 4 (first speaker): CHRIST IT'S LIKE GETTING CHEWED ON BY A GIANT DUCK BEAK.
Panel 4 (the duck-beak hands): QUACK QUACK!
Votey:
(No text. A drawing of a face whose mouth is formed by two hands pressed together making a duck-beak / quacking gesture, with the fingers as the upper and lower beak.)
Panel 1 (other speaker, sheepishly): ...BOOB GRAB?
Panel 2 (first speaker): YOU'RE USING A FORBIDDEN METHOD!
Panel 3 (first speaker): YOU CAN GRAB ONE BOOB IN ONE HAND OR BOTH BOOBS USING TWO HANDS. YOU CAN EVEN ATTEMPT TO GRAB TWO BOOBS IN ONE HAND. BUT YOU CAN'T GRAB ONE BOOB WITH TWO HANDS!
Panel 4 (first speaker): CHRIST IT'S LIKE GETTING CHEWED ON BY A GIANT DUCK BEAK.
Panel 4 (the duck-beak hands): QUACK QUACK!
Votey:
(No text. A drawing of a face whose mouth is formed by two hands pressed together making a duck-beak / quacking gesture, with the fingers as the upper and lower beak.)
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic with solid black panels and white speech bubbles. Panel 1: One person exclaims "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and another sheepishly replies "...BOOB GRAB?" Panel 2: The first replies "YOU'RE USING A FORBIDDEN METHOD!" Panel 3: The first lays out the rules: "YOU CAN GRAB ONE BOOB IN ONE HAND OR BOTH BOOBS USING TWO HANDS. YOU CAN EVEN ATTEMPT TO GRAB TWO BOOBS IN ONE HAND. BUT YOU CAN'T GRAB ONE BOOB WITH TWO HANDS!" Panel 4: The first complains "CHRIST IT'S LIKE GETTING CHEWED ON BY A GIANT DUCK BEAK" as the offending two-handed grip goes "QUACK QUACK!" The joke: a single breast grabbed by two hands resembles a duck's beak biting down. Votey (bonus panel): a wordless drawing of a face whose mouth is made of two hands pressed together fingers-as-beak, miming a quacking duck.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.