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hey-2

Original: hey-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with red/orange hair in a green suit leans toward a woman with reddish-brown hair and large round glasses.
Man: "Hey babe, guess who's packing infinite area over a finite volume?"
The woman looks unimpressed/skeptical.

Caption (below panel): "Did you know the Coastline Paradox can be extended to surfaces?"

Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of a smiling man.
Text (speech): "Wanna see Gabriel's Horn.?"

Alt text

A two-panel pickup-line gag. Main comic: a red-haired man in a green suit leans in close to a woman with round glasses and reddish-brown hair, grinning as he says, "Hey babe, guess who's packing infinite area over a finite volume?" She gives him a flat, unimpressed look. A caption beneath reads, "Did you know the Coastline Paradox can be extended to surfaces?" The joke riffs on fractal/calculus concepts (like Gabriel's Horn) reframed as innuendo. Votey: a loose black-and-white doodle of a smiling man saying, "Wanna see Gabriel's Horn.?" — the geometric shape with finite volume but infinite surface area, played as another come-on.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.