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Original: comment on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Panel 1
Woman (standing behind, with glasses and dark hair): WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING TO THAT INTERNET COMMENT?
(A man with greenish hair holds a phone.)

Panel 2
Man with greenish hair: OH, NORMALLY I WOULDN'T, BUT YOU SEE THIS COMMENT WAS MADE BOTH IN IGNORANCE AND IN BAD FAITH, SO THIS IS WHAT I'M SPENDING MY WEEKEND ON.

Panel 3
Man with greenish hair: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM AND YOU ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM AND YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX THE PROBLEM BUT YOU ARE NOT FIXING THE PROBLEM.

Panel 4
Man with greenish hair: I WOULD REPLY, BUT THAT STATEMENT WAS BOTH ACCURATE AND WELL-INTENTIONED.
Woman (now wide-eyed): THIS PLANET NEEDS A NUCLEAR WAR.

Votey:
A two-axis quadrant chart.
Vertical axis: "informed" at the top, "ignorant" at the bottom.
Horizontal axis: "good faith" on the left, "bad faith" on the right.
Text handwritten in the bottom-right (ignorant + bad faith) quadrant: "BETTER RESPOND"

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A woman with dark hair and round glasses stands behind a man with greenish hair who is holding a phone; she asks, "Why are you responding to that internet comment?" Panel 2: The man, peering at his phone, says, "Oh, normally I wouldn't, but you see this comment was made both in ignorance AND in bad faith, so this is what I'm spending my weekend on." Panel 3: The woman looks at him skeptically as he explains, "You have a problem and you are aware of the problem and you know how to fix the problem but you are not fixing the problem." Panel 4: The man, small in the background, says, "I would reply, but that statement was both accurate and well-intentioned," while the woman in the foreground stares wide-eyed and exclaims, "This planet needs a nuclear war." The joke: he only bothers replying to ignorant, bad-faith comments, so an accurate, well-meaning observation about himself goes unanswered. Votey (bonus panel): A hand-drawn two-axis quadrant chart. The vertical axis runs from "informed" at top to "ignorant" at bottom; the horizontal axis runs from "good faith" on the left to "bad faith" on the right. The bottom-right quadrant, meaning ignorant and bad faith, is labeled "BETTER RESPOND."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.