fanny

Main comic, single panel: A woman with reddish-brown hair stands at right against a dark red background, talking to a figure entirely in black silhouette at left. The woman says "COOL FANNY PACKS!" The silhouetted figure indignantly replies, "THEY ARE NOT FANNY PACKS! THEY'RE TURNED TO THE SIDE! FANNY PACKS ARE IN FRONT!" The woman responds flatly, "RIIIIGHT." A caption beneath reads: "This is the quickest way to ruin Batman's day" — revealing the silhouetted figure is Batman, whose utility belt pouches she mistook for fanny packs. Votey: A black-and-white close-up of Batman's cowled face looking glum and defeated. He says, "I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY LIFE OF SEX AND COCAINE."