knock-knock-3
Original: knock-knock-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Voice (off-panel): Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Voice: Banana.
Man: Banana who?
Panel 2:
Voice (off-panel): Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Voice: Banana.
Man: Banana who?
Panel 3:
Voice (off-panel): Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Voice: Banana.
Man: Banana who?
Panel 4:
Voice (off-panel): Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Voice: Orange.
Man: Orange who?
Panel 5:
A closed door with a sign on it reading: BANANA IS DEAD
An orange (with arms and legs) stands beside the door.
Panel 6:
Man: We used to come here a lot. I don't know why he had so many secrets. He's gone now.
Panel 7:
Orange: Go.
Man: I'm making ARRANGEMENTS for his funeral.
Votey:
The orange stands alone with its head bowed.
Orange (speech bubble): Orange you glad he's finally at peace?
Voice (off-panel): Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Voice: Banana.
Man: Banana who?
Panel 2:
Voice (off-panel): Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Voice: Banana.
Man: Banana who?
Panel 3:
Voice (off-panel): Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Voice: Banana.
Man: Banana who?
Panel 4:
Voice (off-panel): Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Voice: Orange.
Man: Orange who?
Panel 5:
A closed door with a sign on it reading: BANANA IS DEAD
An orange (with arms and legs) stands beside the door.
Panel 6:
Man: We used to come here a lot. I don't know why he had so many secrets. He's gone now.
Panel 7:
Orange: Go.
Man: I'm making ARRANGEMENTS for his funeral.
Votey:
The orange stands alone with its head bowed.
Orange (speech bubble): Orange you glad he's finally at peace?
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic riffing on the classic banana/orange knock-knock joke. In the first three panels, an off-panel voice says "Knock knock," a man answers "Who's there?", the voice says "Banana," and the man asks "Banana who?" with no punchline. In the fourth panel the same exchange begins but the voice answers "Orange" instead of "Banana." The fifth panel shows a closed door bearing a sign that reads "BANANA IS DEAD," with a small orange character (an orange with stick arms and legs) standing beside it. In the sixth panel the man says, "We used to come here a lot. I don't know why he had so many secrets. He's gone now." In the final panel the orange says "Go," and the man replies, "I'm making ARRANGEMENTS for his funeral." The joke recasts the knock-knock setup as a story where Banana has died and Orange is mourning. Votey: The orange character stands alone with its head bowed in grief, saying, "Orange you glad he's finally at peace?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.