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gradient

Original: gradient on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with curly brown hair and white-rimmed glasses (pushed up on her head) stands with both hands raised, palms out, looking up apprehensively at a man whose back/shoulder is in the foreground.

Woman: "GOOD MORNING. I HAVE FOLLOWED YOUR CHEMICAL GRADIENT IN THE DIRECTION OF INCREASING INTENSITY."

Caption (below panel): "Biologists are no longer welcome in my coffee shop."

Votey:
A simple line-drawn figure stands in a doorway or entrance.

Figure: "I WILL PROCREATE HERE, WHERE RESOURCES ARE PLENTIFUL."

Alt text

A woman with curly brown hair and glasses pushed up on her head holds both hands up, palms out, looking nervously up at a man whose shoulder is in the foreground. She says, "Good morning. I have followed your chemical gradient in the direction of increasing intensity." A caption below reads: "Biologists are no longer welcome in my coffee shop." The joke: she has described tracking down the smell of coffee in stiff, technical biology terms (chemotaxis), as if she were a microorganism moving toward a stimulus. Votey: a rough line-drawn figure standing in a doorway declares, "I will procreate here, where resources are plentiful" - another over-literal biological framing, this time of deciding to settle down somewhere with good resources.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.