fit
Original: fit on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Younger man: Dad, how'd you quit smoking?
Panel 2:
Older man (the dad): Oh that's easy. You know how I'm profoundly bigoted against the gays?
Younger man: Sure.
Panel 3:
Dad: I started imagining cigarettes were tiny dicks. Once I did that, quitting was easy.
Panel 4 (silhouettes against a black background):
Younger man: I... I feel like I have to keep smoking now.
Dad: Have I shown you my new exercise concept, "Get Fit With Racism?"
Votey:
(Sadly, I couldn't think of any images from the exercise routine that failed to personally offend me)
Younger man: Dad, how'd you quit smoking?
Panel 2:
Older man (the dad): Oh that's easy. You know how I'm profoundly bigoted against the gays?
Younger man: Sure.
Panel 3:
Dad: I started imagining cigarettes were tiny dicks. Once I did that, quitting was easy.
Panel 4 (silhouettes against a black background):
Younger man: I... I feel like I have to keep smoking now.
Dad: Have I shown you my new exercise concept, "Get Fit With Racism?"
Votey:
(Sadly, I couldn't think of any images from the exercise routine that failed to personally offend me)
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A younger man asks his balding, mustached father, "Dad, how'd you quit smoking?" Panel 2: The dad cheerfully replies, "Oh that's easy. You know how I'm profoundly bigoted against the gays?" The son answers, "Sure." Panel 3: A close-up of the grinning dad: "I started imagining cigarettes were tiny dicks. Once I did that, quitting was easy." Panel 4: The two now appear as black silhouettes against a dark background. The son says, "I... I feel like I have to keep smoking now," while the dad enthusiastically asks, "Have I shown you my new exercise concept, 'Get Fit With Racism?'" Votey (aftercomic): A small white panel with only the handwritten caption, "(Sadly, I couldn't think of any images from the exercise routine that failed to personally offend me)."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.