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find-a-man

Original: find-a-man on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with flame-like (orange) hair, lying down (apparently a patient): Tell... tell my wife... to find another man to love.

Panel 2:
Dark-haired man (apparently a doctor): You're going to live. It'll be all right.

Panel 3:
Flame-haired man: I know, but this brush with death has made me realize how much I want a man on man on lady threesome.

Panel 4:
Dark-haired man: Okay but why do you want me to tell her?
Flame-haired man (from off-panel, in a separate speech bubble): Hey, what are you doing this Saturday?

Votey:
A rough, sketchy doodle of a face. Speech bubble: YOUR MOM

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a man with flame-orange hair lies down, looking gravely up at a dark-haired man, and says, "Tell... tell my wife... to find another man to love." Panel 2: the dark-haired man smiles reassuringly and replies, "You're going to live. It'll be all right." Panel 3: close on the orange-haired man, who says, "I know, but this brush with death has made me realize how much I want a man on man on lady threesome." Panel 4: the dark-haired man asks, "Okay but why do you want me to tell her?" The orange-haired man, now off to the side, leans in and says, "Hey, what are you doing this Saturday?" -- propositioning the doctor into the threesome. Votey: a loose, scribbly black-and-white doodle of a face with a speech bubble that reads "YOUR MOM."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.