full-moon
Original: full-moon on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with dark hair, red shirt): JEEZ, HANK, WHY DO YOU EAT 5 WHOLE PIZZAS EVERY TIME THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A FULL MOON?
Man (Hank, with red flame-like hair, eating pizza): NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Panel 2:
Caption: LATER, AT MIDNIGHT...
(A werewolf-like silhouette stands in the dark beneath a full moon.)
Silhouetted figure (Hank): RAAARGH! I MUST FEED ON THE FLESH OF... OH GOD HEARTBURN. OH GOD. I'M GOING BACK TO BED.
Votey:
(Handwritten note in a child-like scrawl.)
OKAY, MAYBE JUST ONE MURDER BEFORE BEDTIME.
Woman (with dark hair, red shirt): JEEZ, HANK, WHY DO YOU EAT 5 WHOLE PIZZAS EVERY TIME THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A FULL MOON?
Man (Hank, with red flame-like hair, eating pizza): NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Panel 2:
Caption: LATER, AT MIDNIGHT...
(A werewolf-like silhouette stands in the dark beneath a full moon.)
Silhouetted figure (Hank): RAAARGH! I MUST FEED ON THE FLESH OF... OH GOD HEARTBURN. OH GOD. I'M GOING BACK TO BED.
Votey:
(Handwritten note in a child-like scrawl.)
OKAY, MAYBE JUST ONE MURDER BEFORE BEDTIME.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A dark-haired woman in a red shirt asks a man with red flame-like hair, who is eating pizza, "Jeez, Hank, why do you eat 5 whole pizzas every time there's about to be a full moon?" He replies, "None of your business." Panel 2, captioned "Later, at midnight...": A werewolf-like silhouette stands hunched in the dark beneath a glowing full moon, shouting "Raaargh! I must feed on the flesh of... oh god heartburn. Oh god. I'm going back to bed." The joke: eating five pizzas before transforming gives the werewolf such bad heartburn he abandons his rampage. Votey (bonus panel): a handwritten note reads, "Okay, maybe just one murder before bedtime."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.