classified
Original: classified on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top): DATING TIP: MAKE STATEMENTS THAT ARE IMPRESSIVE BUT ONLY TECHNICALLY TRUE
Panel 1:
Man with teal/green hair and round glasses: I have a sex technique that, as of recently, has been unclassified by the CIA.
Woman with red hair (facing away from viewer): WHOAAAAAAA.
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face (line-art style).
Man: The sort of thing I do is legal in 2 countries.
Panel 1:
Man with teal/green hair and round glasses: I have a sex technique that, as of recently, has been unclassified by the CIA.
Woman with red hair (facing away from viewer): WHOAAAAAAA.
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face (line-art style).
Man: The sort of thing I do is legal in 2 countries.
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Top caption reads: "DATING TIP: MAKE STATEMENTS THAT ARE IMPRESSIVE BUT ONLY TECHNICALLY TRUE." In the main panel, a man with teal hair and round white glasses sits across from a red-haired woman (seen from behind). He says, "I have a sex technique that, as of recently, has been unclassified by the CIA." The woman responds, impressed, "WHOAAAAAAA." The joke is that being "unclassified" by the CIA just means it is no longer secret, not that it is special. The votey (bonus panel) is a black-and-white close-up of a man's face saying, "The sort of thing I do is legal in 2 countries," implying it's illegal nearly everywhere else.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.