ad-asstra
Original: ad-asstra on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Green alien (speaking to a person with reddish-orange hair): "Oh, that's easy. It's an amazing coincidence of size, placement, behavior, but... well... you're the only creature in the cosmos that uses the anus for birth control."
Caption (below panel, narrator): I began to regret inquiring about human uniqueness.
Votey:
A person's face (the reddish-haired human, drawn in simple line art) with a speech bubble from off-panel: "What's the other use again..?"
Green alien (speaking to a person with reddish-orange hair): "Oh, that's easy. It's an amazing coincidence of size, placement, behavior, but... well... you're the only creature in the cosmos that uses the anus for birth control."
Caption (below panel, narrator): I began to regret inquiring about human uniqueness.
Votey:
A person's face (the reddish-haired human, drawn in simple line art) with a speech bubble from off-panel: "What's the other use again..?"
Alt text
A green, tall-headed alien in a dark tank top gestures while talking to a person with reddish-orange hair, seen in profile from behind. The alien says: "Oh, that's easy. It's an amazing coincidence of size, placement, behavior, but... well... you're the only creature in the cosmos that uses the anus for birth control." A caption below reads: "I began to regret inquiring about human uniqueness." In the votey (aftercomic), a simple line drawing shows the reddish-haired person's face as a speech bubble asks, "What's the other use again..?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.