mommy
Original: mommy on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A clown (large, with green hair, a red nose, white face paint, and a purple collar) leans in close. A man with a mustache and red shirt stands behind, looking uneasy, while a small child holding an ice cream cone stands in the foreground.
Clown: OHHH! ISN'T THAT CUTE! SEE YOU CAN TELL IT'S A MOMMY CLOWN.
Caption (below panel):
Top Parenting Lie This Year:
Clown "noses" are actually egg sacs.
Votey:
Close-up of the clown's large red nose. Several small white larva-like clown babies are nestled on top of it.
Text: Honk! Honk!
A clown (large, with green hair, a red nose, white face paint, and a purple collar) leans in close. A man with a mustache and red shirt stands behind, looking uneasy, while a small child holding an ice cream cone stands in the foreground.
Clown: OHHH! ISN'T THAT CUTE! SEE YOU CAN TELL IT'S A MOMMY CLOWN.
Caption (below panel):
Top Parenting Lie This Year:
Clown "noses" are actually egg sacs.
Votey:
Close-up of the clown's large red nose. Several small white larva-like clown babies are nestled on top of it.
Text: Honk! Honk!
Alt text
A close-up SMBC comic. In the main panel, a big clown with green hair, a red nose, white face paint and a purple collar leans in and says, 'OHHH! ISN'T THAT CUTE! SEE YOU CAN TELL IT'S A MOMMY CLOWN.' Behind it, a wary mustached man in a red shirt and a small child holding an ice cream cone look on. A caption below reads, 'Top Parenting Lie This Year: Clown "noses" are actually egg sacs.' The aftercomic (votey) shows an extreme close-up of the clown's big red nose with several tiny white larva-like baby clowns clustered on top of it, captioned 'Honk! Honk!' — implying the nose is a brood of clown offspring.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.