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cat-3

Original: cat-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Police officer: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ANIMAL ABUSE!
Man with monocle and bow tie: YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I'M IN A SUPERPOSITION OF INNOCENT AND GUILTY!

Caption (below panel): Fortunately, Erwin Schrodinger was not an experimentalist.

Votey:
Police officer (off-panel, speech from above): I'M GONNA COLLAPSE YOUR WAVEFUNCTION... INTO A JAIL CELL.

Alt text

A two-panel webcomic. In the main panel, an angry police officer in profile shouts at a smug man wearing a monocle and red bow tie: the officer says "You're under arrest for animal abuse!" and the man replies, "You can't arrest me! I'm in a superposition of innocent and guilty!" A caption beneath reads: "Fortunately, Erwin Schrodinger was not an experimentalist." The joke references Schrodinger's famous thought-experiment cat, suggesting that if he'd actually performed the experiment it would have been animal abuse. The votey (aftercomic) shows a close-up of the officer's head from behind as he retorts, "I'm gonna collapse your wavefunction... into a jail cell."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.