tonight
Original: tonight on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with a bushy brown beard sits on a couch addressing a group of people seated around him.
Man with beard: "Hey everyone! Wanna sit around being frightened and disgusted for 90 minutes tonight?"
Woman (dark hair): "Sure!"
Woman (blonde hair): "Yeah!"
Woman (blue hair, in the foreground): "Could we also be horny from time to time?"
Caption below the panel: "The hardest thing to explain to aliens about us is Horror movies."
Votey:
An alien viewpoint looking down from space/a small spacecraft at the Earth (showing green land and blue water/ocean) below.
Speaker (unseen alien): "God, evolved life is creepy."
A man with a bushy brown beard sits on a couch addressing a group of people seated around him.
Man with beard: "Hey everyone! Wanna sit around being frightened and disgusted for 90 minutes tonight?"
Woman (dark hair): "Sure!"
Woman (blonde hair): "Yeah!"
Woman (blue hair, in the foreground): "Could we also be horny from time to time?"
Caption below the panel: "The hardest thing to explain to aliens about us is Horror movies."
Votey:
An alien viewpoint looking down from space/a small spacecraft at the Earth (showing green land and blue water/ocean) below.
Speaker (unseen alien): "God, evolved life is creepy."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A man with a bushy brown beard sits on a couch and asks a group of friends, "Hey everyone! Wanna sit around being frightened and disgusted for 90 minutes tonight?" A dark-haired woman replies "Sure!" and a blonde woman says "Yeah!" A blue-haired woman in the foreground adds, "Could we also be horny from time to time?" A caption underneath reads: "The hardest thing to explain to aliens about us is Horror movies." Votey: An alien's-eye view looking down from above at the curve of the Earth, green land meeting blue ocean. A small boxy spacecraft hovers in the dark sky, and an unseen alien remarks, "God, evolved life is creepy."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.