respect
Original: respect on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man in a suit (dark hair): I respect anyone who sticks to their beliefs, even if I disagree.
Panel 2:
Man with flame-like red hair: What about cat-kicking Frank?
Man in suit: Who?
Panel 3:
Red-haired man: Frank. Cat-kicking Frank.
Panel 4:
Red-haired man: He believes every time you dropkick a cat an angel gets its wings.
Panel 5:
A bald man (Frank) drop-kicks an orange cat through the air. Frank: Puntin' cats is lovin' Jesus!
Panel 6:
Red-haired man: I tried to convince him that if there's a deity it probably frowns upon using a leather boot to send a cat flying 20 yards, but he will not budge from his position.
Panel 7:
Red-haired man: Anyway, it's nice to know there's someone who will respect him for that!
Panel 8:
Man in suit (looking annoyed): Okay I respect anyone who sticks to beliefs if the beliefs aren't stupid.
Panel 9:
Red-haired man: That's 98% of beliefs, you elitist!
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): (Later, Frank is brought on famous podcasts to debate various positions on the punting question)
Man in a suit (dark hair): I respect anyone who sticks to their beliefs, even if I disagree.
Panel 2:
Man with flame-like red hair: What about cat-kicking Frank?
Man in suit: Who?
Panel 3:
Red-haired man: Frank. Cat-kicking Frank.
Panel 4:
Red-haired man: He believes every time you dropkick a cat an angel gets its wings.
Panel 5:
A bald man (Frank) drop-kicks an orange cat through the air. Frank: Puntin' cats is lovin' Jesus!
Panel 6:
Red-haired man: I tried to convince him that if there's a deity it probably frowns upon using a leather boot to send a cat flying 20 yards, but he will not budge from his position.
Panel 7:
Red-haired man: Anyway, it's nice to know there's someone who will respect him for that!
Panel 8:
Man in suit (looking annoyed): Okay I respect anyone who sticks to beliefs if the beliefs aren't stupid.
Panel 9:
Red-haired man: That's 98% of beliefs, you elitist!
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): (Later, Frank is brought on famous podcasts to debate various positions on the punting question)
Alt text
A nine-panel SMBC comic. A man in a suit says he respects anyone who sticks to their beliefs even if he disagrees. A man with flame-like red hair asks about 'cat-kicking Frank.' He explains that Frank believes every time you dropkick a cat, an angel gets its wings. A panel shows a bald man (Frank) drop-kicking an orange cat through the air, shouting 'Puntin' cats is lovin' Jesus!' The red-haired man says he tried to convince Frank that a deity would probably frown on punting a cat 20 yards, but Frank won't budge, and adds it's nice the suited man will respect him for that. The annoyed suited man revises his statement: he respects anyone who sticks to beliefs only if the beliefs aren't stupid. The red-haired man retorts, 'That's 98% of beliefs, you elitist!' Votey: a handwritten caption reads, '(Later, Frank is brought on famous podcasts to debate various positions on the punting question).'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.