volcano
Original: volcano on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Volcano: BRING ME A SACRIFICE OR I WILL ERUPT!
Panel 2:
Man (gesturing toward volcano): A VIRGIN SACRIFICE?
Volcano: NAH. I WAS INTO THAT WHEN I WAS A YOUNG VOLCANO GOD. NOW I WANT SOMEONE WHO'S CONFIDENT. SOMEONE WHO'S EXPERIENCED AND SEXUALLY EXPRESSIVE.
Panel 3:
Man (smiling, leaning in): I COULD DO THAT.
Volcano: YOU KNOW THE SILLY THING IS, I STILL PREFER YOUNG ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE.
Votey:
Volcano: OR LIKE, AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE TWO.
Volcano: BRING ME A SACRIFICE OR I WILL ERUPT!
Panel 2:
Man (gesturing toward volcano): A VIRGIN SACRIFICE?
Volcano: NAH. I WAS INTO THAT WHEN I WAS A YOUNG VOLCANO GOD. NOW I WANT SOMEONE WHO'S CONFIDENT. SOMEONE WHO'S EXPERIENCED AND SEXUALLY EXPRESSIVE.
Panel 3:
Man (smiling, leaning in): I COULD DO THAT.
Volcano: YOU KNOW THE SILLY THING IS, I STILL PREFER YOUNG ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE.
Votey:
Volcano: OR LIKE, AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE TWO.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a large red volcano against a purple sky declares, "BRING ME A SACRIFICE OR I WILL ERUPT!" Panel 2: a man in a suit gestures toward the volcano and asks, "A virgin sacrifice?" The volcano replies, "Nah. I was into that when I was a young volcano god. Now I want someone who's confident. Someone who's experienced and sexually expressive." Panel 3: the man smiles confidently and says, "I could do that." The volcano admits, "You know the silly thing is, I still prefer young attractive people" — undercutting its claim to have matured past superficial preferences. Votey: the volcano adds in a follow-up panel, "Or like, at least one of those two."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.