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twenty

Original: twenty on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Two people watch something off-panel (a screen). The figure speaking is a person with green, flame-like hair and round glasses; a person with blue hair stands in front of them.

Person with green hair: "Why is he holding all those twenty dollar bills? Is he going to a candy store or something? I guess that's why he needs the big car and why all the women are interested."

Caption (below panel): "One day, currency inflation will make rap videos hilarious."

Votey:
Hand-lettered text in a rough black-bordered box:
"Someone should write a paper about the ideal way to preserve the appearance of wealth, e.g. all alcohol should be fine wine, unopened. No cash, just valuable baseball cards."

Alt text

A single-panel comic. Two people with a purple background watch something off-screen. In front is a person with blue hair; behind, a person with green flame-like hair and round white glasses speaks in a large speech bubble: "Why is he holding all those twenty dollar bills? Is he going to a candy store or something? I guess that's why he needs the big car and why all the women are interested." A caption below reads: "One day, currency inflation will make rap videos hilarious." The joke: as inflation makes twenty-dollar bills nearly worthless, the wealth-flaunting of rap videos will read as confusingly trivial. Votey (aftercomic): a black-bordered box of hand-lettered text reading: "Someone should write a paper about the ideal way to preserve the appearance of wealth, e.g. all alcohol should be fine wine, unopened. No cash, just valuable baseball cards."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.