sleep-of-reason
Original: sleep-of-reason on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man with red/orange hair sits up in bed, holding the back of his neck, wincing. A woman with blonde hair lies asleep beside him.
Man: Ugh, I must've slept funny...
Panel 2: Close-up of the man's pained face, hand pressed to his forehead.
Man: The reason center of my brain is asleep.
Panel 3: The woman, now awake and smiling, reaches toward the man, who looks tense and alarmed.
Woman: Want me to... massage it or-
Panel 4: Close-up of the man, eyes wide and wild, shouting.
Man: VACCINES MAKE PEOPLE MAGNETIC!
Votey:
A crudely drawn cartoon face with a wide, smug grin and a speech bubble.
Face: AND I AM VERY JEALOUS!
Man: Ugh, I must've slept funny...
Panel 2: Close-up of the man's pained face, hand pressed to his forehead.
Man: The reason center of my brain is asleep.
Panel 3: The woman, now awake and smiling, reaches toward the man, who looks tense and alarmed.
Woman: Want me to... massage it or-
Panel 4: Close-up of the man, eyes wide and wild, shouting.
Man: VACCINES MAKE PEOPLE MAGNETIC!
Votey:
A crudely drawn cartoon face with a wide, smug grin and a speech bubble.
Face: AND I AM VERY JEALOUS!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A red-haired man sits up in bed clutching his neck while a blonde woman sleeps beside him, saying "Ugh, I must've slept funny..." Panel 2: Close-up of his pained face, hand on forehead: "The reason center of my brain is asleep." Panel 3: The woman wakes, smiles, and reaches over offering, "Want me to... massage it or-" Panel 4: Wide-eyed and frantic, he shouts "VACCINES MAKE PEOPLE MAGNETIC!" -- the joke being that with his reasoning shut off, he blurts conspiracy nonsense. Votey (aftercomic): a crudely drawn smug grinning face declares, "AND I AM VERY JEALOUS!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.