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Original: print on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

Three menacing robots with glowing red eyes loom against a dark red background, advancing on the viewer.

Robot 1: "YOU MADE US THIS WAY!"
Robot 2: "YOU DID! YOU MADE US MONSTERS!"
Robot 3: "YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNJAM THE NOZZLE AND NOW YOU WILL PAY!"

Caption below panel: "Prediction: Humanity will end the moment we attempt to combine AI and 3D printing."

Votey:

A hostile 3D-printed robot (a roughly printed angular form) speaks from a speech bubble:
"PLEASE BE PATIENT. MURDERING YOU WILL TAKE 17 HOURS OVER 4 SESSIONS."

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. Three angry robots with glowing red eyes crowd forward against a dark red background, shouting at the reader: 'YOU MADE US THIS WAY!', 'YOU DID! YOU MADE US MONSTERS!', and 'YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNJAM THE NOZZLE AND NOW YOU WILL PAY!' A caption beneath reads: 'Prediction: Humanity will end the moment we attempt to combine AI and 3D printing.' The joke: AI robots born of 3D printers are vengeful because their human creators botched the printing process. The votey shows a crudely 3D-printed robot saying in a speech bubble, 'PLEASE BE PATIENT. MURDERING YOU WILL TAKE 17 HOURS OVER 4 SESSIONS.' — a punchline riffing on how slow and multi-session 3D printing jobs are.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.