vaccine
Original: vaccine on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: These vaccines are amazing! How do you fit a secret microchip in such a tiny container?
Man: Right? Got it?
Panel 2:
Man: That's a conspiracy theory with no basis in reality.
Woman (excited): Right, absolutely.
Panel 3:
Man: It doesn't even make sense. What would a chip even do in your bloodstream?
Woman: Right, absolutely.
Panel 4:
Woman: So... but you'll still get a vaccine, then?
Man (grinning nervously): Which nipple is AM and which is FM?
Votey:
Narration: Left nipple calls the Lizard Illuminati, right nipple calls the Secret Queen of the British Empire. "Lefty Lizard, Righty Royal."
Woman: These vaccines are amazing! How do you fit a secret microchip in such a tiny container?
Man: Right? Got it?
Panel 2:
Man: That's a conspiracy theory with no basis in reality.
Woman (excited): Right, absolutely.
Panel 3:
Man: It doesn't even make sense. What would a chip even do in your bloodstream?
Woman: Right, absolutely.
Panel 4:
Woman: So... but you'll still get a vaccine, then?
Man (grinning nervously): Which nipple is AM and which is FM?
Votey:
Narration: Left nipple calls the Lizard Illuminati, right nipple calls the Secret Queen of the British Empire. "Lefty Lizard, Righty Royal."
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. A woman enthusiastically asks a man how they fit a secret microchip into such a tiny vaccine container. The man insists that's a baseless conspiracy theory and that a chip wouldn't even do anything in the bloodstream, while the woman keeps cheerfully agreeing ("Right, absolutely"). When she asks whether he'll still get vaccinated, he grins nervously and blurts "Which nipple is AM and which is FM?" — revealing he secretly believes the microchip conspiracy after all. Votey (bonus panel): a close-up of the man's face as narration explains his theory — "Left nipple calls the Lizard Illuminati, right nipple calls the Secret Queen of the British Empire. 'Lefty Lizard, Righty Royal.'"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.